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Famous Dickheads is a limited edition series of, well, famous dickheads. Sadly, even people in positions of power sometimes turn out to be dickheads. This is our reminder that there's still a long way to go to stop sexual harassment.
Our first featured famous dickhead has been accused of both sexual assault and sexual harassment, including non-consensual kissing and groping by at least 19 women since the 1980s. This man is one of the most distinguished misogynists in today’s society.
His dickhead peak came in 2018 when we learned that he allegedly had an affair with a porn star in 2006, shortly after his wife gave birth to his youngest son. As the true dickhead he is, he kept this in the dark for 12 years by letting his lawyer pay $130.000 in hush money to the porn star.
With three marriages and many more allegations of sexual misconduct, he still managed to climb his way to the once respected position of "leader of the free world", which attests to the fact that our runner up truly operates in a league of his own.
The first edition of Famous Dickheads is: The Donald
”I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything.”