What is The Penis Poster?

The Penis Poster is a series of unique and timeless illustrations that are scaled to your penis's actual size.

How do I order a customized poster?

In our customizer you start by entering name and choosing a design type. Then submit penis measurements and features. The illustration will then scale proportionally to the penis. In the bottom of the poster we will print name and penis details.

How do I know my penis size? 

Pfft, like you have never measured your penis? Well, if you still need assistance, please turn to our size guide. 

What does a poster cost? 

A customized poster is $45, and a Famous Dickhead poster is $50.

What size is The Penis Poster?

The size is 50x70 centimetres (19.7 x 27.6 inches).

Can I get The Penis Poster in my preferred language?

As of now, The Penis Poster is only available in English.

Do you ship to my country and what are the shipping costs?

We ship worldwide. You'll find the entire list of countries we ship to at the checkout. If you have questions regarding shipping, please contact us at info@thepenisposter.com.

EU: $10
Rest of the world: $15

How long does the delivery take?

Since every poster is custom made, we need a little bit of time to produce it before we ship it to you. The delivery time varies depending on what country you order from.

Nordic: 5-10 business days.
Europe: 10-15 business days.
Rest of the world: 15-20 business days.

Is frame included?

Unfortunately not.

What payment options do you offer?

You can pay your order using your Visa, Mastercard or American Express. We also accept payment through PayPal.

How is The Penis Poster made?

The Penis Poster is printed here in Sweden on 200 g/m2 acid-free matte paper for an outstanding finish and long lasting quality. All posters are designed individually and therefore small differences from the preview to the final product might occur. But rest assure, the poster will look great!

Why was The Penis Poster created and who's behind it?

The Penis Poster was created by a group of passionate people from Gothenburg, Sweden, that wanted to stop the unsolicited distribution of dick pics in a new way. That same group are the founders of the innovation agency ODD CompanyRead the full story about The Penis Poster here.

How do I make a complaint?

Complaints should be sent to info@thepenisposter.com. Please be aware that The Penis Posters are custom made and therefore we unfortunately can’t accept returns or offer refunds, unless your poster arrived damaged. Regardless the nature of your complaint – please contact us as soon as possible.

I've made a mistake in my order, can you change it?

Up to 6 hours after you've placed your order we can make changes to it. E-mail your changes to info@thepenisposter.com.

What do your customers say about The Penis Poster?

That it is amazing and truly a precious decorative item. A must-have!

I have more questions, how can I contact you?

E-mail us at info@thepenisposter.com and we'll make sure to get back to you as soon as possible.