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15 cm
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3 cm
A penis that is a GROWER will show its full length when erected, at other times not so much. A Person that is a SHOWER will not grow in length when erected. These penises are as long as they are gonna get, in both flaccid and erect state. X

My penis poster

The facts

  • Worldwide Shipping
  • Scale 1:1
  • 50x70 cm (19.7 x 27.6 in)
  • 200g/m2 matte paper

Our story

The Penis Poster project began when we realized that basically all of our female friends at some point have been sent unsolicited dick pics. We realized that these men need a better platform to showcase their pride than women's inboxes, and The Penis Poster is our solution. Read the full story about our vision of a penis-less social media future here.