Don't be a penis poster. Get The Penis Poster.


Beautiful custom made posters that adapt in 1:1 scale to your penis’s actual size. The Penis Poster is a series of unique and timeless illustrations that adds a personal touch to your home.

Create your poster

Your penis. Your masterpiece.

The Penis Poster comes in three different styles. Choose one below and begin customizing your poster.

CREATE YOUR POSTER

1.

MEASURE YOUR PENIS WITH
OUR SPECIAL SIZE GUIDE.

2.

ORDER YOUR POSTER IN OUR CUSTOMIZER.

3.

FRAME IT AND NEVER SEND UNSOLICITED DICK PICS.

Fully customizable.

TO THE CUSTOMIZER

Famous Dickheads.

To "The Donald"

Posters with a cause.

The Penis Poster is more than penis on paper.
It's our contribution to the fight against unsolicited dick pics. 

Read our story

“My husband absolutely loved his Penis Poster. He said it was the best gift he ever got!”

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